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Fake land-use notice suggests ball pit for hole in the ground

By: Nick Bjork//August 22, 2011//

Fake land-use notice suggests ball pit for hole in the ground

Nick Bjork//August 22, 2011//

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Photo from mygreenlake.com

Well, it seems as if 91Ƶ staffers aren’t the only people with the forward-thinking idea of turning big, hole-in-the-ground construction sites into mega plastic ball pits.

This fake, albeit well done, “,” was spotted last week hanging on a fence outside the former Vitamilk Dairy site, a three-acre parcel in Seattle’s Green Lake area that has sat vacant for nearly three years. According to the My Green Lake Blog, the site, which is home to a long stalled mixed-use project, is often referred to by neighbors as “Green Lake’s big hole.”

According to the faux land-use notice, the project would consist of one ground-level ball pit containing 1.2 million cubic feet of rainbow plastic balls with parking for 171 bicycles, 65 unicycles and 13 tricycles. There would also be a huge slide, a lifeguard station, a trampoline and a rescue claw.

The big hole in the ground is similar to downtown Portland’s hole in the ground, the stalled office tower project. A little over a year ago, the 91Ƶ newsroom made some suggestions for what to do with the 40-foot hole as we wait for construction to resume. No. 2 on the list was a ball pit. I just wish we would have thought of the notice idea first.

Tip of the hat to for the picture and the post. Glad someone found it as amusing as we land-use nerds.



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